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Pet Ordainment
Pet Ordainment: Elevate Your Companion to Sacred Status
Have you ever looked at your pet and thought, "This majestic creature deserves more recognition in this world"? Well, the Church of Gnome agrees. With Pet Ordainment, your furry (or feathered, or scaly) friend will be officially recognized as a Minister within the Church of Gnome, complete with unparalleled bragging rights for you both.
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When your pet becomes ordained, their status is elevated to a realm of respect and admiration most pets can only dream of. Imagine introducing your dog as "Reverend Rover" or your cat as "Minister Meowington"—the respect they’ll command at gatherings will be unparalleled. Your friends will marvel, your neighbors will whisper in awe, and your pet’s elevated status will serve as an inspiration to all.
Phantom’s Personal Blessing
As part of the Doctrine of the Sacred Companion, we hold pets in the highest regard for their loyalty, joy, and unconditional love. To make this ordainment even more special, Phantom, the Grand Paw of the Church of Gnome himself, will bestow his Silent Blessing upon each ordained pet. Whether it’s through a dignified wag, a knowing yawn, or a tail swish of approval, Phantom’s blessing symbolizes your pet’s new sacred role.​
Can My Pet Legally Perform Weddings?
In theory, maybe! While there have been cases of pets participating in legally recognized weddings, laws vary by state, country, and even local jurisdictions. This ordainment is primarily for Minister recognition within the Church of Gnome, celebrating the bond between you and your sacred companion.
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If you want to explore the possibility of your pet officiating a wedding, it’s your responsibility to research local laws and requirements. To support their role, the sign-up form will also include an option to ordain you, the human companion, so you can legally assist your pet in performing ceremonies. (Yes, there have been many beautiful and unforgettable weddings officiated by Church of Gnome Ministers)
Why Ordain Your Pet?
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Bragging Rights: Let’s be real—this is peak pet parenting. Not everyone’s cat, dog, or hamster is an ordained Minister.
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Sacred Role: Your pet’s ordainment officially recognizes their importance as a Sacred Companion, as outlined in the Doctrine of Sacred Companions. They embody loyalty, unconditional love, and the ability to bring joy to all who meet them.
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Ceremonial Potential: Whether they assist in weddings, preside over their food dish blessings, or simply bask in their new status, their elevated role is bound to make tails wag and hearts melt.
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Community Connection: Your pet’s ordainment makes them part of the larger Church of Gnome community, a family that celebrates the bond between humans and animals.
Join the Sacred Tradition
Ordain your pet today and cement their legacy as more than just a companion—they will become a revered figure within the Church of Gnome, blessed by Phantom himself. Together, you’ll embark on a journey that celebrates love, loyalty, and the occasional well-timed nap.
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Start the process now and watch your pet rise to their rightful place as a Minister of the Church of Gnome. Because let’s face it—they’ve always been the goodest boy or girl. It’s time the world knew it too.
