The Gnome Father
My wife The Fairy Gnome Mother, My cat, Premier Member of the Order of the Claw (pending), Thing (her name), and myself officially joined yesterday. We have studied many religions having grown up in cult like environments as children. Now we find ourselves drawn to like-minded people who share a value in community, hearth, and home. We are excited to interact with other Gnomeans and spread the word of the Gnome King. My wife, the Fairy Gnome Mother is a homemaker and a student of everything. I work in IT for the last 30 years and a variety of things before that. We enjoy a vast array of hobbies and activities including, but certainly not limited to, gaming (all games), reading, writing, larping, history, documentaries, traveling, eating (cause yeah, food), cooking, talking (I have a reputation to uphold, all the conversations), etc. If it exists, we are probably interested. We are exploring the Church of Gnome and are going to run with it. Including offering up prayers and such as we do them for the community. Keeping with the tradition that "We are not a cult". :) With this may we suggest: Order of the Paw - Dogs (Premier of course being our Grand Paw himself), Order of the Claw - Cats, Order of the Feather - Birds, Order of the Fin - Fish, Order of the Scale - Lizards, Order of the Web - Spiders (yes, people really keep them as pets, I respect it, just not for me), and I am sure that there are many others as people keep all manner of critters as companions. I have friends who have red squirrels as pets. I once had a crow that greeted me every morning for years, course it might have been the handful of sunflower seeds he wanted.
Keep an eye out for us. Watch over your family and friends. Keep a Gnomish eye on your community, it needs all the help it can get. - Gnome Father
Order of the stubby tails? lol. Order of the fur would be for universal pets. My wife thought about getting a rabbet before we got our cat. How about the order of the floppy ears?