Welcome to the Church of Gnome Shop!
Every item here holds sacred significance, crafted to spread the joy, wisdom, and message of gnomes.
Whether it's our beloved custom gnomes, empowering ordainment packages, or unique merchandise, each purchase supports our Gnomean mission—helping fund our community outreach, charitable activities, and efforts to inspire kindness and positivity worldwide.
Thank you for joining us in spreading the gnome spirit far and wide!
Gnome Blessings!
ANNOUNCEMENT
First, I want to express my heartfelt gratitude.
When the Church of Gnome began, we were thrilled to have just a few visitors a day.
Now, just over a year later, we’re welcoming hundreds of new members every week and it’s truly overwhelming in the best way.
This operation is still just my wife and I, balancing it alongside our day jobs.
We’ve been working hard behind the scenes, and thanks to a lot of late nights, shipping times are improving every week:
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Ordainment Packages are currently taking 1–2 weeks to ship.
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We’re getting very close to being back within 1 week.
Thank you so much for your patience and kindness as we catch up.
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Important:
Ordainment Packages, Gnomes, and Gnome Hats ship separately from other products.
If some items arrive at different times, please don’t worry they’re on their way!
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Thank you for helping us build something truly special.
Gnome Blessings,
Brett Larsen
Gnomean Elder
