Terms of Being a Gnomean Minister

Introduction

Welcome to the Church of Gnome! By submitting the membership and ordainment form, you are joining an inclusive and growing community of spiritual explorers, joy-seekers, and nature lovers. Through this form, you will:

• Become a Gnomean Minister (spiritually recognized within the Church of Gnome).

• Officially become a member of the Church of Gnome community.

• Optionally, ordain your pet as a Minister of the Church (spiritually recognized within the Church of Gnome).

• Create an account on the Church of Gnome website, where you can connect with fellow members and ministers.

Please read these Terms carefully. By joining the Church of Gnome, you agree to the following:

1. Membership and Ordainment Terms

Age Requirement

• The Church of Gnome requires that you be 16 or older to be an official member/minister.

• Under 18? Your ordination will be symbolic and fully recognized within the Church of Gnome, but it may not have legal standing for performing certain duties (e.g., weddings) in most jurisdictions.

• Legal recognition of your role as a minister depends on local laws. It is your responsibility to check with your local authorities.

Responsibilities of a Gnomean Minister

• As a Gnomean Minister, you will be entrusted with officiating significant life events and upholding the values of our community. This includes cherishing all Gnomekind, abiding by the Gnomean Principles, and adhering to the Doctrines.

• Your dedication to these principles is essential to maintaining the integrity of our ministry.

Legal Considerations for Ministers

• The Church of Gnome is a legally established organization in the USA. However, laws regarding ordained ministers and acceptance of online ordainments vary by country, state, and municipality. You are responsible for familiarizing yourself with local regulations.

• Wedding Officiation: Performing legally binding ceremonies may require additional documentation or registration. Check local laws to ensure compliance.

Documentation

• We recommend obtaining physical credentials (Ordination Certificate, Ordination Card, Letter of Good Standing) to provide tangible proof of your ordination.

• Physical documentation is often required for official ceremonies and legal recognition in some jurisdictions.

2. Community Conduct and Website Membership

By creating an account on the Church of Gnome website, you agree to the following:

Respectful Engagement

• Members must treat others with respect and adhere to the Gnomean Principles, promoting personal growth, harmony, and kindness.

• Diversity and Inclusion: We welcome members of all backgrounds, beliefs, and experiences. Hate speech, discrimination, and harassment will not be tolerated.

Content Responsibility

• The Church of Gnome is not responsible for content posted by community members. While we will actively moderate to maintain a safe and respectful space, content reflects individual views, not the official stance of the Church of Gnome.

• Members are encouraged to report inappropriate content to help keep the community positive and supportive.

Forum and Online Group Usage

• You agree to use the Church of Gnome forum and online group(s) in good faith, respecting each member’s privacy and personal boundaries.

• Do Not Repost or Share: You will not redistribute, publish, or share another member’s posts, images, or personal information outside of the Church of Gnome platforms without their explicit permission.

• Respect Privacy: Do not post confidential or identifying information about others without their consent.

• Content Removal: Church of Gnome moderators reserve the right to remove posts at our discretion.

• Personal Responsibility: Any advice or recommendations offered by members are theirs alone; each individual is responsible for verifying claims or suggestions before acting on them.

3. Representing the Church of Gnome

• As a Gnomean Minister, you are a spiritual guide in your personal journey, not an official spokesperson for the Church of Gnome.

• You may not represent the Church of Gnome in official capacities (e.g., signing contracts or making public statements on behalf of the Church).

• Pet Ordainment: Pets can be ordained through the form. While adorable, your pet’s ordination is symbolic. Please don’t expect your cat to officiate a wedding without your help!

4. Mailing Lists and Communication

By joining, you agree to receive communications related to the following:

• Church of Gnome Updates: Stay informed on church activities, news, and community initiatives.

• Gnomean Proverbs Mailing List: Receive our weekly Gnomean Proverbs for wisdom and humor.

• Minister-Specific Updates: Important information and resources for ordained Gnomean Ministers.

Optional:

• Kingdom of Gnome Updates: If you opt into the Kingdom of Gnome, you’ll receive updates from the Kingdom and the Gnomean Elder’s personal email list at InquireWithinOfficial.com.

You can unsubscribe from each list individually at any time using the link provided in each email or text.

5. Liability and Legal Disclaimer

• Content and Use: The Church of Gnome and its representatives are not responsible for the actions or decisions of its members.

• Website Membership: While we will do our best to maintain a safe and respectful space, we cannot guarantee complete protection against inappropriate content or breaches. Please report concerns immediately.

• Intellectual Property: Any materials posted by Church of Gnome or its members remain their respective intellectual property. Members who share original work do so with the understanding that it may be seen by other forum members, but it should not be reproduced without the creator’s permission.

• Changes to Terms: These terms may be updated at any time at our discretion. Members will be informed of major changes, but it’s your responsibility to review these terms periodically.

6. Gnome Points Program

As a token of appreciation for our members, the Church of Gnome currently offers a Gnome Points rewards program. For every $10 spent on eligible purchases through our official website, members will receive 1 Gnome Point, which may be applied to future purchases. Each Gnome Point currently holds a value equivalent to $1 USD in store credit.

Please note that Gnome Points have no cash value and are non-transferable. They may only be used for approved items through our official channels and cannot be redeemed for donations or applied retroactively to previous purchases.

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The Gnome Points program is offered at the sole discretion of the Church of Gnome and is subject to change or discontinuation at any time without prior notice. We reserve the right to modify the earning rate, redemption value, eligible products, or any other aspect of the program, or to discontinue it entirely, as needed.

By participating in the Gnome Points program, you acknowledge and accept these terms and understand that Gnome Points are a goodwill offering, not a guaranteed benefit.​

7. Contacting the Church

To contact us please utilize the "Contact" form on our website. By contacting us using that form it helps sort and organize the types of messages coming in. We have thousands of members joining each month and it is currently just myself trying to manage all the messages and emails. If you reach out by replying to one of our newsletters automated emails or by directly emailing us; there is a very good chance that email will missed.

8. Product Subscriptions

If you subscribe to our "Missionary Gnome" Monthly Shipment and would like to cancel the subscription please utilize the "Contact" form and select the "Subscription Cancellation" option. Please provide the email you used to order the subscription and I will cancel it ASAP, please send in your cancellation request at least a few days before your next scheduled recurring payment. Our website was created using the platform WIX and I have found that they do not provide an infrastructure for customers to cancel their own subscriptions (which is crazy). 

9. Closing and Call to Adventure

By submitting the form and joining our community, you are stepping into a world of curiosity, connection, and growth. Whether you're here to become a Gnomean Minister, ordain your pet, or simply explore the Church of Gnome, we welcome you with open arms and pointy hats.

May your journey be filled with joy, discovery, and gnome-like magic.

Welcome to the Church of Gnome!