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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in..... or perform Minister duties in!

Featuring the following designs:
Front- The Gnomean Sigilwork:
Designed by the Gnomean Elder, this sacred embroidery serves as the heart of ministerial vestments. At its center rests the Sacred Gnomean Crest, radiating from a lattice of trees, branches, and mushrooms, reminders of the living bond between earth and spirit. Three gnomes give form to the path: the right-hand gnome stands firm, embodying the grounded nature of gnomes; the left-hand gnome shimmers in quiet mystery, bearing the unseen; and the gnome at center peers outward with wonder, reminding us that wisdom begins not in answers, but in the courage to ask with an open mind.

Back- The Gnomean Bindrune of Contact:
Etched upon the back of the minister’s garb is the Bindrune of Contact, drawn by the Gnomean Elder and forged from the Elder Futhark. Its strokes merge five ancient powers: Algiz, the shield of protection; Ansuz, the voice of spirit; Raidho, the path between realms; Gebo, the covenant of exchange; and Ehwaz, the trust that binds companions. Together, they form a living sigil, a ward, a key, and a summons.

For the Gnomean minister, this is more than embroidery. It is a declaration of role. The bindrune proclaims that one stands ready to walk the narrow way between the known and the unseen. It signals to gnomes, to Sasquatch, to spirits, to gods, and to wanderers of the stars that here is a bearer of trust, one who meets mystery with reverence rather than fear.

Placed upon the back, it guards the minister’s unseen flank even as it marks them as emissary. It is the seal of contact, the sign that a Gnomean minister does not turn from the strange or the sacred; but invites it, protects it, and speaks with it on behalf of the community.

Shoulders- The Gnomean Lantern:
Upon each shoulder of the minister’s garb rests the Gnomean Lantern, its flame formed by the Sacred Gnomean Crest. Set high upon the garment, these twin lanterns are more than adornment; they are symbols of guidance and shared illumination. They remind the minister that their calling is not to hoard light, but to carry it where others walk, to shine alongside rather than above.

Here the proverb finds its living form: “The light of one lantern does not diminish another, it only makes the path brighter.” The Lantern teaches that every soul carries a flame, and when brought together, these flames do not compete; they conspire, making the way clearer for all. Upon the shoulders, the symbol affirms that the Gnomean minister bears this light not for themselves alone, but to help illuminate the shared path of community, love, and mystery.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Minister Garb Hoodie

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