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Become an
Ordained Minister
in 60 seconds.

Church of Gnome is a real, inclusive digital church where you
can get ordained...... yes, even your pet!

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Certificate of Ordination

Official recognition as a Gnomean Minister

Local laws may vary. Check you local minister/ officiant laws and regulations

Legally Recognized Ordainment

Always Be Yourself :)

Inclusive to All

Our members are everywhere!

Global Online Community

Be ordained within minutes!

Fast Ordainment Process

Why People Join

Discover the joy of making meaningful moments :)

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Officiate Weddings

Make your friends big day unforgettable!

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Join a Silly, Fun Community 

Blessings, ceremonies, community

Hike

Find Harmony with Nature

We take kindness seriously, not ourselves

THIS ISN'T A CULT

We promise! We really just like gnomes and making people happy.

How it Works

Three simple steps to Ordainment

1

Pick Your Package

choose your ordainment package

2

Fill Out Your Information

complete your ordination details

3

Tell Your Friends and Family,
You're Officially a Gnomean Minister

share the exciting news with everyone

Real Church. Real Ordainment. Check your local laws for legal ceremonies.

What People Are Saying

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A Global Community

Our Community has Ordained Ministers in 100+ Countries Worldwide!

and we are just getting started :)

100+ Countries

And growing every day

Algeria 🌍 American Samoa 🌍 Antigua and Barbuda 🌍 Argentina 🌍 Armenia 🌍 Aruba 🌍 Australia 🌍 Austria 🌍 Barbados 🌍 Belgium 🌍 Bhutan 🌍 Brazil 🌍 Canada 🌍 China 🌍 Columbia 🌍 Costa Rica 🌍 Cuba 🌍 Czech Republic 🌍 Denmark 🌍 East Timor 🌍 England 🌍 Estonia 🌍 Faroe Islands 🌍 Finland 🌍 France 🌍 Germany 🌍 Ghana 🌍 Gibraltar 🌍 Greece 🌍 Greenland 🌍 Guatemala 🌍 Guernsey 🌍 Hungary 🌍 Iceland 🌍 India 🌍 Ireland 🌍 Isle of Man 🌍 Isra

Official Minister Package

Make it official with our premium package

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What's Included:

Printed Certificate of Ordination

High-quality, official certificate on premium paper

Classic Gnome Hat

Choose your color and officiate with pride

Wallet Sized Minister Card

Handy ID card for official ceremonies

Letter of Good Standing

For county offices that need proof of ordainment

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taxes and shipping at checkout

Yes, your pet can be ordained.

Because why should humans have all the fun? Get your furry, feathered, or scaled friend ordained too.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a real church?

Yes—non-dogmatic, inclusive. Verify local laws for ceremonies.

Can I officiate a wedding?

Often yes; check jurisdiction rules.

How fast is it?

About a minute.

Can I join if I'm already a Dudeist, Pastafarian or ordained elsewhere?

Yes! It doesn't matter if you're already a part of another religion, you're always welcome in the Church of Gnome.

Is this a cult?

No. Definitely not a cult. We just like pointy hats.

Ordain Your Destiny

Join the most welcoming digital church in the world

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