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Local laws may vary. Check you local minister/ officiant laws and regulations
Legally Recognized Ordainment
Always Be Yourself :)
Inclusive to All
Our members are everywhere!
Global Online Community
Be ordained within minutes!
Fast Ordainment Process
Why People Join
Discover the joy of making meaningful moments :)
Officiate Weddings
Make your friends big day unforgettable!
Join a Silly, Fun Community
Blessings, ceremonies, community
Find Harmony with Nature
We take kindness seriously, not ourselves
THIS ISN'T A CULT
We promise! We really just like gnomes and making people happy.
How it Works
Three simple steps to Ordainment
1
Pick Your Package
choose your ordainment package
2
Fill Out Your Information
complete your ordination details
3
Tell Your Friends and Family,
You're Officially a Gnomean Minister
share the exciting news with everyone
Real Church. Real Ordainment. Check your local laws for legal ceremonies.
A Global Community
Our Community has Ordained Ministers in 100+ Countries Worldwide!
and we are just getting started :)
100+ Countries
And growing every day
Algeria 🌍 American Samoa 🌍 Antigua and Barbuda 🌍 Argentina 🌍 Armenia 🌍 Aruba 🌍 Australia 🌍 Austria 🌍 Barbados 🌍 Belgium 🌍 Bhutan 🌍 Brazil 🌍 Canada 🌍 China 🌍 Columbia 🌍 Costa Rica 🌍 Cuba 🌍 Czech Republic 🌍 Denmark 🌍 East Timor 🌍 England 🌍 Estonia 🌍 Faroe Islands 🌍 Finland 🌍 France 🌍 Germany 🌍 Ghana 🌍 Gibraltar 🌍 Greece 🌍 Greenland 🌍 Guatemala 🌍 Guernsey 🌍 Hungary 🌍 Iceland 🌍 India 🌍 Ireland 🌍 Isle of Man 🌍 Isra
Official Minister Package
Make it official with our premium package
What's Included:
Printed Certificate of Ordination
High-quality, official certificate on premium paper
Classic Gnome Hat
Choose your color and officiate with pride
Wallet Sized Minister Card
Handy ID card for official ceremonies
Letter of Good Standing
For county offices that need proof of ordainment
taxes and shipping at checkout
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real church?
Yes—non-dogmatic, inclusive. Verify local laws for ceremonies.
Can I officiate a wedding?
Often yes; check jurisdiction rules.
How fast is it?
About a minute.
Can I join if I'm already a Dudeist, Pastafarian or ordained elsewhere?
Yes! It doesn't matter if you're already a part of another religion, you're always welcome in the Church of Gnome.
Is this a cult?
No. Definitely not a cult. We just like pointy hats.
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