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(Gnomean Faith) Humor & Absurdity in Faith

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James
You Have Ordained Your Pet and Honored them as Your Sacred Companion

Pet Minister

Looking for a little whimsy

I’m hoping some of you could help me, am on the hunt for silly gnome blessings, along the lines of Thoughts & Prayers or Pondering Orbs and Archane Rituals. A few I use already are:

May your socks always find their Solemates.

May your teapot never run dry.

May your naps be perfectly timed to wake you when needed.


Please add your favourite blessings and sign offs below.

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May the jam spread evenly on your toast.

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